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How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*

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On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

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In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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A man calls home from work... His young daughter answers the phone. "Hi sweetie, is your mother close to the phone? The little girl answers, "No, she's upstairs with uncle Paul." A long pause. "You don't have an uncle Paul, honey." He says. She answers, "Yes I do, he's upstairs with mommy, *right now!*" Another long pause. He says, "I want you to go upstairs and bang on mommy's door and say that you just saw daddy's cat pull in the driveway." "Okay..." A loooong pause. She picks…

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure.

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Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!

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How did the angel get on top of the christmas tree? So one year, Santa was having a bad time of it. The reindeer were threatening a strike, the elves had to recall 30% of their toys due to manufacturing defects, all in all, just a frustrating time. So Santa stood up and made a very LOUD announcement. "I am going to my study. I'm taking my boots off, having a cup of hot cider, and am going to read a good book. I want. to. finish. my. book." About 5 minutes later, he hears a knock on the …

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!

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How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:(

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Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Where is Jesus today? A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, **"Where is Jesus today?"** Steven raises his hand and says, *"He's in Heaven."* Mary answers, *"He's in my heart."* Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, **"He's in our bathroom!"** The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. **"Well,"** Little Johnny says, **"every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom d…

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network.

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Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P