Anakin Skywalker walks into a Taco Bell, and is shocked to find his master Yoda behind the counter
He asks what the Jedi master is doing there, to which he replies "Pay well, Jedi council does not. Work two jobs, I must." Fair enough, thinks Anakin. He orders his food, and reaches into his pocket to pay, when Yoda asks, "A beverage, would you like with that?" "Ok," says Anakin, "what do you recommend?" "Good, the Baja Blast is. Buy one you should," answers the Jedi master. Not willing to trust …