Q&A Jokes — Page 26

Black guy and Jewish Genie A black man is walking along the beach one day, when he finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Jewish Genie. "I vill grant you 3 vishes" Without hesitating, the man says "I wanna be White, Tight, and out of sight!" *POOF* He turns into a tampon .... What's the moral of the story? You never get anything from a Jew, without a string attached.

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First dirty joke an adult ever told me, what's yours? A pelican spots a frog in a marsh and swallows him whole. The pelican flies off and reaches a great height. Suddenly the frog pokes his head out of the pelicans butt and yells out to the pelican "Hey,how high are we right now?", the pelican replies "About 100 meters.", to which the frog nervously replies "Are you shitting me?"

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!

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what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side.

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What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest? Niggas with Altitude.

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Paid a homeless guy $1 for this: What's a pirate's favorite letter? (They will always say "arrrrrrhh.") Nope, P, it's like arrrrrrhh without a leg.

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath.

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As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come.

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What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews

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What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*

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Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!

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Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker.

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First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians? Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist.

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What's big and gray and comes in quarts? An elephant

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What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture

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What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets

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T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler

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What do you call a smug criminal going down stairs? A Condescending Con Descending.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man

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