Paddy Ofurniture Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch? Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard? Paddy O'Furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year? Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture

Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman passed out on your deck? Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)

What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture

What’s Irish and stays out all summer? Paddy O’furniture.

What's Irish and lives on your back porch? Paddy O'Furniture.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck? Paddy O'furniture

What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture!

What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside? Paddy O'furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night? Paddy O'Furniture

what do you call an Irish man sitting in his garden? Paddy O'Furniture.