Black guy and Jewish Genie A black man is walking along the beach one day, when he finds a bottle. He picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Jewish Genie. "I vill grant you 3 vishes" Without hesitating, the man says "I wanna be White, Tight, and out of sight!" *POOF* He turns into a tampon .... What's the moral of the story? You never get anything from a Jew, without a string attached.