George Jokes

Tramp A tramp knocks on the door of an inn known as St. George and the Dragon. The landlady answers. “Could you give a poor man something to eat?” asks the tramp. “No!” yells the woman, slamming the door in his face. A few minutes later, he knocks again. “Now what do you want?” the woman asks. “Could I have a few words with George?”

Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"? John: Nah. George: Nah. Ringo: Nah.

There were 3 men. There were 3 men who grew up together in a small town Jim, George, and Jerry. They were known for the quirks, Jim being a fire bug, George being a nature lover, and Jerry being a deep sea diver. One day Jerry happens upon a bottle with a note on it along the coast. He rushed to show his friends his find. When they read it, it tells of a treasure of a legendary pirate captain and how to find it. They set off the next day in search of it each one as excited as the other. The…

Son: "Dad, did you get your DNA test results back?" Dad: "Call me George."

Physical Seventy-eight year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God? "George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!...the light goes on and I go to the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off! "Wow," commented Dr…

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf. A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren'…

How to get police to show up on time George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an office…

what do you call John, Paul and George without Ringo? The Beatless

George and the Dragon A poor vagabond

Never fall asleep in church. A elderly couple by the names of George and Martha go to church one Sunday. Unfortunately

George was having breakfast when Mildred walked in dropped her robe

It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job... after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood it was time to retire.

A woman dies on her wedding day George and Martha had dated all through high school and were deeply in love. Martha knew that George was ""the one"

Patty the Irishman was drinking at his favorite watering hole... When George the bartender looked up

Tourists in Australia George and Ethel retired

Bill Clinton George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

Why does George R.R Martin never use Twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters.

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

George Falls in Love One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said

George and the Dragon A vagabond in 18th century England

Why doesn't George R.R Martin use Twitter? Because he killed off all 140 characters.

George stops at red light... A beautiful blonde stops just beside him.

Two men are walking down the street When they see 3 guys across the road beating up an older woman. Fred turns to George and says "Hey, isn't that your mother in law over there?" "So it is." replies George "Well aren't you going to help?!" Fred asked. "Nah," George replied, "I think 3 should be enough"

What were you thinking?,"Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The POPE has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his We never saw Lucy use Desi's what is it?

George, are you high?","No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida.