Bill Clinton, George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"

A Story if Trump Wins The Election Donald Trump won the 2016 Presidential election. The first night was packed full of activities and tours of the White House. Trump finally got to his room and was falling asleep in his new bed and saw the ghost of George Washington appear in front of him during his dream. Donald called out to him, ""President Washington, he called, how do I become a great President for the United States?"" George thought for a moment and said to Trump, ""President Trump, he sai…

George Washington, Bernie Sanders, and Bill Clinton are all on a sinking ship... ...George Washington exclaims, ""Save the women!"" Bernie Sanders then yells,""Screw the women!"". Bill Clinton then asks excitedly,"" Do we have time?""