I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*.

George Washington, George Bush, and Bill Clinton are on a boat. The boat begins to sink. George Washington stands up and valiently exclaims, "Save the Women!" George Bush runs to the lifeboat, shouting, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton stands up and says excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Bill Clinton, George W.Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Bill Clinton George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.