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George Washington, George Bush, and Bill Clinton are on a boat. The boat begins to sink. George Washington stands up and valiently exclaims, "Save the Women!" George Bush runs to the lifeboat, shouting, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton stands up and says excitedly, "Do we have time?"

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