George Washington, Bernie Sanders, and Bill Clinton are all on a sinking ship... ...George Washington exclaims, ""Save the women!"" Bernie Sanders then yells,""Screw the women!"". Bill Clinton then asks excitedly,"" Do we have time?""

Fact: Bernie Sanders won't release his birth certificate because it proves that when he was born he was already a 74-year-old man

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.

I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president.