*george washington shows up to the club to party* you got i.d.?' *george pulls out a quarter* you're in'"#George Washington#George#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George.#George#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Washington's underage brother got into taverns by using the dollar as a fake ID.#George#Washingtons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did#George Washington#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is "password".#George Foreman#George#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp