Why does George R.R Martin never use Twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters.

I wish that Game of Thrones was on Twitter So George RR had to limit it to less than 140 characters.

Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones

President's Day jokes Q. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? A. Because he couldn't lie. Q. What do you call George Washington's false teeth? A. Presidentures! Q. What would George Washington be if he were alive today? A. Really, really, really old! Abraham Lincoln made many humorous quotes and jokes in his lifetime: It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. Better to re…