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2 lesbians walk into a bar... 2 lesbians walk into a bar. They were good friends, but they weren't lovers. They walk around in the bar trying to find other lesbians, but unfortunately, they were the only women there. All the men tried to talk to them, but they were lesbians, so the attempt was futile. Eventually, one of the guys invited one of the girls to a party he was throwing. The girl realized that there would probably be more women at this party, so she took her lesbian friend and went to

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If I ever become an evil overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the D

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Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy .................. Dad said: Wow! Really!! then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them thru gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband.... sell him on

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