Facebook Jokes

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs

Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook

""There is a rumor going around that Facebook is building a cell phone.It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school.""

""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF...""

Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen.

You're on Facebook on a Saturday night talking about how hard you're partying. But there's a problem... You're on Facebook on a Saturday night talking about how hard you're partying. You're not fooling anyone.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things Facebook changes, the courage to change the settings I can, and the wisdom to know it won't make a difference.

Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!

Actions speak louder than Facebook posts...

Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?

Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk.""

Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.

What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?

Wish that Facebook had a ""drama of the day"" section to quick reference in my feed.

Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.

If you can't say anything nice about someone, then say it very vaguely and put it as your Facebook status

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy.

If you're dealing with any personal issues, family drama or problems with something a person has posted about you... let me encourage you to share it on Facebook. Give full details and we'll help you sort it out. That's what we're here for

Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good.

That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it.

Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid.

Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status

""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??""

Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )

Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update.