Facebook Jokes

That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday.

Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?

When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV.

You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status..

Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients.

Dear FB Friends/Family: You can't find out who saw your profile. You won't see what you'll look like in the future. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free iPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death... Not on Facebook. Please stop clicking the spam links and exposing yourself and friends to virus risks!

We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.

Back in my day, I had to listen to my friends complain about their problems for hours, on a phone, connected to a wall... knowing they would ignore my advice and make a bad decision no matter what the hell I said. Now I can just log off Facebook.

Some girls put more effort into naming their Facebook photo albums than I put into my life.

Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math text book..

I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check.

Facebook Faithful on your wall, but cheating in your inbox.

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.

Facebook should have a relationship status called: Fu*k I don't know....Ask her

If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible.

It's called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too? K thanks.

Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.

Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me.

FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples.

finds it funny when people who aren't friends in real life are friends on Facebook

Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!

Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.

I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one

I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists.

Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account.