Facebook Jokes

A new study says Facebook users can be affected by the mood of their friends. For example, if your friend is depressed on Facebook, you'll be depressed. And if they're really happy on Facebook, you'll be even more depressed.

I'm going to change my name to Benny Fitz...so when people add me on Facebook, it will say;..You are now friends with Benny Fitz.

This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.

Only if these women were as thorough in choosing a man as they are in choosing which selfies to upload on Facebook maybe they wouldn't get heartbroken so often.

I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied.

Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit.

Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes

When I see a couple sharing the same facebook account I always want to ask them which one of you got caught having an affair

This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:""F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"" Apparently, ""Can I watch?"" is not an appropriate reply.

Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture.

Disappointment usually stems from expecting too much from strangers on Facebook.

Whenever I get a friend request Facebook should allow me free access to their wall and pics regardless of privacy settings so I can see who I'm dealing with cuz some of you f*ckers are so creepy your profile pic might as well be a white panel van.

Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.

I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate.

If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?

So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!

I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks.

Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?

Most Facebook updates should be like this: Hi everybody, I didn't have anything meaningful to tell you. I just wanted to waste your time.

Do you like him like him, or just Facebook like him?

That moment when you realize you can't ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you've read it.

I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?

Local news is like Facebook. You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.