Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.#Facebook#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Everyone has at least one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist.#Facebook#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp