Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today

I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*

Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.

Top 5 things to ditch in 2017 5. Debt 4. People you don't like 3. Facebook 2. Drama 1. The bodies