Facebook Jokes

Xperia M2 dual my sony xperia m2, hanging so much after updating this new year, even when using facebook and making a call, any one faced this problem

TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook.

I just read a Facebook ad that said ""Come in a designer, leave a CEO."" Not sure why they're offering dating advice, but okay.

Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK

Xmas Joke Help Hi All, So December 1st is upon us (in Australia at least) and that means that it is time for me to begin my annual tradition of posting daily status updates on facebook with terrible xmas jokes until xmas. An advent calendar of xmas cracker jokes if you will. Anyway this is my third or fourth year doing it (I can't really remember) and the well has run kind of dry. So I thought I might reach out to the jokes community of reddit and ask for any terrible, cringe, hilarious and/or d…

So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me.

The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended.

I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag

I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking but it said the username is invalid.

Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook? With his EyePhone

Nobody Likes This. I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results...

When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit

Was shopping for a toilet. Sales guy showed me the newest model they had in store. It uploads all my shit to Facebook.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ? None, they can't change anything . PS : This is meant to be taken as a joke and only as a joke . I do not have any problem with feminists nor females in general . PS 2 : This showed up in my facebook feed , a quick search showed that this joke was last posted 2 years ago so I thought it would be ok to repost .

TIL that NPR posted a Iink ""Why doesn't America read anymore?"" to their facebook page; the Iink Ied to an April Fool's message saying that many people comment on a story without ever reading the articIe & asking not to comment if you read the Iink; people commented immediately on how they do read asking not to comment if you read the Iink

What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

The Internet walks into a bar A young man exclaims: ""Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"" The Internet, always grumpy, replies: ""Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"" The bartender smiles and says: ""You're the Internet, you know everything."" The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet. The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers s…

opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook.

A Danish teen met her boyfriend at a Syrian refugee camp near her home... Turned out he was Isis and got her into it. She watched beheading video over and over obsessively. When her mom tried to stop her, the teen killed her mom with a knife. After the arrest, the police asked her why she murdered her mom. She said, ""F*ck her and her Facebook.""

Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook

If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein.

The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means.

Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them.