The Internet walks into a bar A young man exclaims: ""Hey, you shouldn't sit here, you should be at work, otherwise Google won't function and Facebook will be out of order!"" The Internet, always grumpy, replies: ""Bartender! Gimme a beer. Who is this fella who cares so much for those two idiots?"" The bartender smiles and says: ""You're the Internet, you know everything."" The young guy whispers his IP address in the ear of the Internet. The Internet, a very shy personality, blushes, whispers something back in the young mans ear, takes his hand and leaves the bar. The bartender stares at the young man and asks: ""Where's your hand? What did she whisper?"" ""Happy birthday!""