Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.

It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.

All the good guys aren't taken; they're at the bar on Tuesday nights. Trust me. I'm a stranger on the internet.

Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home.