My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites.

Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.

It's almost that time of night where I drunk text my ex "I have to tell you something" then shut my phone off.

Forgetting to close my tab at the bar isn't as costly as forgetting to close tabs on my computer at home.