Butterflies (by Kevin L. Schwartz) All these years later and you still give me butterflies. It's crazy. I told you a decade ago I quit collecting.#Kevin L Schwartz0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned.#Kevin L Schwartz#Facebook0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
LiesToldByFemales (a then-""trending"" Twitter #hashtag) ""I would never get you pregnant, baby."" Oh. I forgot to mention that this is a female seahorse. _______________________________________________ [joke by Kevin L. Schwartz]#Kevin L Schwartz#Twitter#Kids0🔗 ShareWhatsApp