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The geography of a woman as she ages: (from a friend) Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a

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An Englishman goes on a hunting tour of the Americas. He first stops in Canada, where he shoots a large male grizzly bear In order to ease the transportion of his trophy, the Englishman cuts the bear into pieces, seperating the legs, the arms and head from the torso. He then continues his tour southward crossing the border into the USA. At the border a customs agent checks his belongings. "Sir," says the agent "You appear to have a bear's head, legs and torso among your posessions, which are

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Pierre A lumberjack working up in the north woods in Canada walks into the local saloon and asks the bartender where he can find a woman for the night. The bartender tells him ""there are no women for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" The lumberjack says ""I don't go for that shit"". And leaves. About three weeks later he comes back up to the bartender and asks if there are any women around and again the bartender says ""not for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" he again says ""nah.

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