a Scottish man walks into a bar in canada He noticed there is an animal's head hanging on the wall and asked the bartender what is it "A moose" replied the bartender "Jesus christ! How big are the cats here?" Said the scot

The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that.

In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings.

Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday.