Pierre A lumberjack working up in the north woods in Canada walks into the local saloon and asks the bartender where he can find a woman for the night. The bartender tells him ""there are no women for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" The lumberjack says ""I don't go for that shit"". And leaves. About three weeks later he comes back up to the bartender and asks if there are any women around and again the bartender says ""not for 500 miles but there is always Pierre."" he again says ""nah. I don't go for that shit"" and promptly leaves. Another month passes. He goes to the same saloon. Asks the bartender again and gets the same response. He then asks..... ""OK... How many people would have to know about this.? "" the bartender replies ""five people"". ""five people!? why so many.? "" ""well"