School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry.

The peanuts kids are having a school project. The kids from peanuts were in class one day, when they get a project where they need to do a presentation on a country. They all draw from a hat to see what country they were going to present on. Lucie: I got Canada! Peppermint Pattie: I got Brazil! Charlie Brown: I got Iraq :(

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying for a $100000 Federal grant to investigate the ""V"" formation of goose flight. It had been observed that one side of the ""V"" is always longer than the other side. This group would put together a research proposal to apply for the $100000 grant and hopefully find out why this happens. To start off the discussion Todd the Consulting Firm Biologist sta…