A horrible Charlie Brown joke Charlie Brown and the rest of the Peanuts are doing a project for school that requires them to select the name of a country out of a hat. Lucy goes first and gets the United States. Linus goes up and picks Japan. Finally, after everybody else has selected their country, Charlie Brown is the only one left. He nervously steps up to the hat, picks a name out of it, and groans. Upon sitting back at his seat, Linus asks him what's wrong. Charlie Brown sighs and simply sa…

Charlie Brown, now a young adult, sits with an academic advisor before enrolling in college.... He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go. She looks over his scores as says, ""I think you'd make a good grief counselor.""

Respecting the American flag I was talking with an Iraqi student living with my family today about the 4th of July. Me: Yeah, so you're supposed to burn the flag once it becomes too beat up. Her: Really? They do that in Iraq all the time.

A Brazilian George W. Bush was sitting in the oval office with his commanders thinking about their next move with the invasion of Iraq. An informant quickly enters and tells Bush that Brazil has sent a group of soldiers to aid us in the conflict, and that 5 Brazilian soldiers died in an explosion earlier that day. George Bush suddenly bursts into tears and begins to cry uncontrollably. After a few minutes, Bush collects himself, looks at the informant and asks ""Exactly how much is a Brazilian?"…