Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?

[gynecologist making small talk during an exam] DOCTOR: So you're in the military? HER: Yes DOCTOR: Well thank you for your cervix

A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war

The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with "Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."