A hare, a fox, and a bear have to get their physical exam for the military draft However, they all don't want to join the army. The hare is called first by the doctor. So he says to his friends: ""I really don't want to join the army, we have think of something, quick!"" They all think for a moment, then the bear suggests: ""What if we cut off you ears; a hare without its ears will never pass the test."" They all agree that it's a great idea and cut off the hare's ears. And he goes into the doct…

An elderly woman visiting her Doctor While at the Doctors office she starts talking about how depressed she had been ever since her husband had passed. She asks the Doctor ""if you were going to end it all how would you do it?"" The Doctor puzzled about the question but can see the pain in her weepy eyes. He replies ""oh I don't know, I guess a shotgun to the heart would guaranty the outcome."" The Doctor finishes up the exam and the elderly woman is released by the Nurse. On the way out the eld…

Two young men are conscripted into the army and upon registering they decide to fail their physical exam and have all their teeth removed. The two young men go to the army doctors office where they change into gowns to be examined. Between them is also a big bloke dressed in a gown and awaiting the doctor. The doctor comes in and approaches the first young man; ""Whats wrong with you then"" "" I gup mo teef"" ""Got no teeth?"" says the Doctor ""Well, open wide and let me have a look."" The young…

As a freshman in high school, I enjoyed going on daily runs... [OC] After finally realizing I love running, I decided to join track and field in my school. Besides practice everyday after school and the occasional meet, I still enjoyed going on weekend jogs by myself. I made it my routine right next to eating and sleeping. Time went on and I slowly began to dislike track and running in general. I slowly became more and more lethargic and one day in my sophomore year, I quit. Throughout sophomore…