Canada Jokes

Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada?,"The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine and French technology.

how did canada choose its name?,"They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D eh

Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd?,"But when they pronounced it the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh""

Do you know how Canada got its name?,"Back in the colonial days, the people of the Canadian capital decided the whole of the northern land needed a name- but no one could agree what it should be. So the mayor had all the letters of the alphabet, from A to Zed, put on little pieces of paper and shuffled in a top hat. Then the mayor said ""Whatever letters I draw, that's the name of our new country. Here goes..."" He drew the first letter: ""It's a ""C"", eh"". Then the next letter: ""It's an ""N…

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada? Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering

How did Canada pick its name? There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Have you ever wondered where they got the name "Canada"? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen? Nunavut.

Did you know Canada was originally going to be called "CND"? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh.

You know how to spell "Canada" right? "C - Eh - N - Eh - D - Eh"

How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada

What do you get when you cross France and Britain? Canada.

Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada? The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.

how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada? They fly in an 'A' (eh)

How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada.

How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati? Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada.