Buster Jokes

Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!

Pulling Together A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, ""Pull, Nellie, pull!"" Buddy doesn't move. ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy doesn't budge. ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing. Then the farmer says, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch. Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. ""Buddy's blind,"" said the farmer. ""And if he thought he was t…

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Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli …

Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire can I use your phone !

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled ""Pull Nellie pull."" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered ""Pull Buster pull."" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded ""Pull Jennie pull."" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said ""Pull Buddy pull."" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative…

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster.""

Horses. An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was mo…

Smartenin' pills This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because every day as he walked to school with his lunch, the big bully Buster would stop him and ask him what he had for lunch. Then he would take the lunch and eat it! So one day Jimmy decided he had enough, he had to do something about this. Now his Aunt Matilda had a little organic farm in her back yard, and grew rabbits. So Jimmy had a bright idea. He went to Aunt Matilda's and scooped up about 1/2 pound of rabbit turds - those lit…

Pull A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn’t move. "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn’t budge. "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch. Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy’s blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pullin…

Everything is bigger in Texas A guy in Canada hears the saying' ""Everything is bigger in Texas"" and decides to drive down there and find out if it's true. He takes the first exit he finds after crossing the border and goes inside the nearest fast food restaurant. He orders a small French fries and small cola. The cashier hands him a 64 oz. bladder buster full of cola and an entire tray piled high with French fries. The Canadian says

A Real Gut-Buster A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale

Boss to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority." Female Employee: "And I'm a woman." Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin." To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..!"