Smartenin' pills
This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because every day as he walked to school with his lunch, the big bully Buster would stop him and ask him what he had for lunch. Then he would take the lunch and eat it!
So one day Jimmy decided he had enough, he had to do something about this. Now his Aunt Matilda had a little organic farm in her back yard, and grew rabbits. So Jimmy had a bright idea. He went to Aunt Matilda's and scooped up about 1/2 pound of rabbit turds - those lit…