Nellie Jokes

Pulling Together A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, ""Pull, Nellie, pull!"" Buddy doesn't move. ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy doesn't budge. ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing. Then the farmer says, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch. Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. ""Buddy's blind,"" said the farmer. ""And if he thought he was t…

Texas Cowboy. There's an old texas cowboy riding the range when he sees a glint in the sun. He rides over to it and it's a genie in a bottle. The genie tells the cowboy ""i'll grant you three wishes if you let me out of this bottle"". The cowboy says ""alright"". The genie says ""what's your first wish cowboy?"". Cowboy says ""I wanna be the luckiest cowboy on the range"". Genie says ""ok done. What's your second wish?"". Cowboy says ""I wanna be the handsomest cowboy on the range."" Genie says …

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled ""Pull Nellie pull."" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered ""Pull Buster pull."" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded ""Pull Jennie pull."" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said ""Pull Buddy pull."" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative…

Horses. An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was mo…

Cow Jokes What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chicken." What do you call a fat cow with a terrible personality? My ex girlfriend. What is the proper term for a pregnant cow? Also my ex girlfriend. Whoaa Nellie, that escowlated quickly. Growing up …

Pull A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn’t move. "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn’t budge. "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch. Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy’s blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pullin…

John's last fart Ol John loved to fart. Perhaps what he loved most was that it pissed off his wife Nellie when he farted in bed early in the morning to wake her up