Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chicken."
What do you call a fat cow with a terrible personality? My ex girlfriend.
What is the proper term for a pregnant cow? Also my ex girlfriend.
Whoaa Nellie, that escowlated quickly.
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