What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz.#Putin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice#Donald Trump#Putin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Putin lands at Helsinki airport... ...and the immigration officer says ""Name?"". ""Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin"". ""Address?"" ""Kremlin#Putin#Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin#Helsinki Airport#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Putin and Obama meet in Moscow They're debating the merits of their respective societies. They argue about moral values and which country is doing better.#Putin#Obama#Moscow0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.#Putin#Turkey#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Obama and Putin are walking on the beach. Obama says ""We have got great submarines#Obama#Putin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I have a Russian driving instructor. He tells me to ""Putin to 1st"" but i always end up Stalin.#Putin#Stalin#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stalin appears in Putin's dream... Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream#Stalin#Putins#Stalins#Putin0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Putin decides to invade Poland Putin decides to invade Poland. But first#Putin#Poland0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Obama, Putin and Merkel at the baltic sea Obama declares: Our submarines can stay submerged for ten days before needing air. Putin promptly says: That's nothing. Russian submarines can stay submerged for up to a month. Merkel is embarrassed and stays silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges. The hatch opens and the man yells: Heil Hitler! Is the war over?#Obama#Putin#Heil Hitler#Military1688🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting.#Putin#Vladimir Putin#Police#Q&A6542🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say after he sent his troops to Ukraine?,"Crimea river! (I just came up with this shitty joke when I heard some guy on the news pronounce it cry-me-a, I always pronounce it as Crimea like crib. Sorry I'll let myself out now)#Putin#Ukrainecrimea River#Crimea0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!#Stalin#Putin#Lenin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did anyone see Bob Costas' double pink eye while watching the Olympics? I heard he got it from Putin.#Bob Costas#Putin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet? Crimea River#Putin#Crimea River#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine? "Cri-me-a river!"#Putin#Ukraine#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp