Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: ""Name?"" Putin: ""Vladimir Putin."" Customs Officer: ""Nationality?"" Putin: ""Russian."" Customs Officer: ""Occupation?"" Putin: ""No, just visiting.""

Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller. Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost. Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty. Putin: Rubles?!? Fortuneteller: No, PLN.

Putin decides to invade Poland Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller. Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of vodka in Moscow 2016 cost. Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty. Putin: Rubles?!? Fortuneteller: No, PLN.

Vladimir Putin Vladimir Putin is in the line for customs when he arrives at Poland for a summit. Customs Officer: "Name?" Putin: "Vladimir Putin." Customs Officer: "Nationality?" Putin: "Russian." Customs Officer: "Occupation?" Putin: "No, just visiting."