What did Zelensky reply to Putin when he called him to complain about the exploded bridge? “Crimea River!”

Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River

what did Putin say to Ukraine? Crimea river.

What did Putin say after he sent his troops to Ukraine? Crimea river! (I just came up with this shitty joke when I heard some guy on the news pronounce it cry-me-a, I always pronounce it as Crimea like crib. Sorry, I'll let myself out now)