What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends.#Putin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet? They were Putin up with him.#Putin#Ukraine#Russia#Military+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian.#Putin#Driving#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say after he sent his troops to Ukraine? Crimea river! (I just came up with this shitty joke when I heard some guy on the news pronounce it cry-me-a, I always pronounce it as Crimea like crib. Sorry, I'll let myself out now)#Putin#Ukraine#Crimea River#Crimea+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!#Putin#Holiday#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov? I'm putin' that guy to sleep#Putin#Boris Nemtsov#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.#Vladimir Putin#Vlad#Putin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading? Crimea River.#Putin#Ukraine#Crimea River#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river#Putin#Ukraine#Crimea River#Us+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD#Vladimir#Putin#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket.#Vladimir Putin#Putin#Russia#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Romanians and Russians playing at THE Olympics. After a great fight Romanians wins the title. Next day Putin sends a letter to Bucharest: You played well.Stop.We all enjoy your game. Stop. We are so proud of you. Stop. Credits. Stop. Gas. Stop. Crops. Stop#Putin#Bucharest0🔗 ShareWhatsApp