What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey

Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting. They concluded they would meet over Christmas to arrange peaceful measures of retaliation in the current crisis. Worried about the food, Obama asked: ""What are you having for Christmas dinner, Putin?"" ""I think I'll have Turkey."" replied Putin.

Make sure you get your ham early for Christmas... Because thanks to Putin there will be no Turkey left.