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A Soviet composer is looking at his notes in Moscow... ... and a soldier oversees the symbols and assumes he's a spy communicating in a form of code. The composer is arrested and brought to the Gulag where he pleads ""Please, it's just Tchaikovsky's violin concerto!"". Later that day he is brought to an interrogation room and sits down, a Soviet officer walks in and smugly announces ""Well, you better speak up now, we have caught your friend Tchaikovsky and he is telling us everything!""

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A man that had just married the most beautiful woman in town was drafted to go to war the next day Not wanting that such beautiful woman would 'go to waste' if he was killed in battle he puts a chastity belt on her and gives his best friend the key to the belt making him promise he would ONLY take the belt off if the man was killed. The man boards the train that would take him to the battle field and as they're taking off he sees his friend outside running in front of his window yelling: Jack! T

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Two blond cowboys... Two blond cowboys (duke and matt) walk into a saloon. While they are at the bar, a man walks in and put an Indian head on the bar. The bartender hands the man $100. The two blond cowboys ask why. The bartender says. ""Indians killed my family. I'll pay a $100 for every Indian head brought to me."" The two cowboys decide to get some money. They ride out on the Prarie and spot an indian. They begin chasing him and he falls into a ravine. They see he is dead so they climb down

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Arab and his son. An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: ""Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."" The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail f

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Veteran applies for a government job A military veteran is assimilating back to civilian life and begins applying for jobs. He puts in an application with the state hoping for a 9-5 office job with decent benefits. They call him in for an interview. The interviewer is looking over his application and asks him about his military service. ""Yessir,"" says the vet, ""I was stationed in Iraq and then Afghanistan before being honorably discharged."" ""Thank you for your service."" says the interviewe

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