Canadian Club Jokes

A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club.""

So a seal walks into a pub... And bellies up to the bar. The bartender looks him up and down, and asks, ""What can I get for you?"" The seal looks up at the bartender with his big, brown, sealy eyes and says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club.""

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink? Canadian Club.

What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks.

So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks"".

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club.

A seal walks into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The seal says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club.""

Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve

A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club

So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice.""

A seal walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""what will it be?"" The seal replies ""I'm fine with anything as long as it's not Canadian club.""

eer booze and fun!' 'A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club.""

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will you have?" The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,"I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."

A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks "What'll it be kid?" Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

A baby harp seal walks into a bar... ... and orders a whiskey. The bartender asks, "What kind?" The baby harp seal says, "Anything but Canadian Club. "

What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club..

What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks

What's a baby seals favourite drink? Canadian club on the rocks.