A seal walks into a bar A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, ""What's your pleasure?"" The seal replies, ""Anything but Canadian Club.""

So a seal walks into a pub... And bellies up to the bar. The bartender looks him up and down, and asks, ""What can I get for you?"" The seal looks up at the bartender with his big, brown, sealy eyes and says, ""Anything but a Canadian Club.""

So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks"".

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club.