A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says ""what'll ya have"" Seal replies ""Anything but Canadian Club.

A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*