Bad Traffic A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, ""Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."" He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, ""Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up ?"" The Officer replies, ""Donald Trump is just so depressed about the Impeachment thing he stopped his limo in the middle of the Beltway and he's threate…

Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump go to heaven. They are called before God's throne. ""Who are you, and what good did you do on earth?"", God asks Reagan. ""I am Ronald Reagan, oh Lord, and I won the Cold War"", Reagan answers. ""Very well"", God says, ""Take the seat to my right."" He then turns to Clinton and asks him the same question. ""I am Bill Clinton, oh Lord, and I balanced the budget"", Clinton answers. ""Very well"", God says, ""Take the seat to my left."" He then turns to…

Donald Trump was interviewed for his list of favorite things. Q: What's your favorite Disney movie? A: Snow White Q: What's your favorite song? A: White Light, White Heat Q: What's your favorite Christmas song? A: White Christmas Q: What's your favorite rock band? A: White Snake Q: What's your favorite movie in general? A: Black Mass Q: That's an interesting break from the pattern. What's it about? A: A guy named Whitey Bulger. Q: (forehead slap)

So Donald Trump is considered a radical in his own country, he is considered ""crazy"" by many, he hates people considered minorities to his country, has become immensely notable in the past year, and is enthusiastically trying to start a war between America and the Middle East. Oh my god, Donald Trump is White ISIS.