What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall.

Bill Clinton and The Pope Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they couldn't swap the two until the next day, and the Pope had to spend the night in Hell, while Clinton spent the night in Heaven. The next day the paperwork got worked out. On his way up to Heaven, the Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked t…

Bill Clinton One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies, and of course goes straight to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. ""I don't know what to do here,"" says the devil. ""You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll be really nice, and even let you decide who leaves…

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. ""Who goes there?"" inquired St. Peter. ""It's me Bill Clinton"". ""What bad things did you do on earth?"" Clinton thought a bit and answered ""Well I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied but I didn't commit perjury."" After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied ""OK here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be the…