America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln.

Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America

If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!