Ohio Jokes

Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton.

Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

just saw the gorilla thing. what kind of thoughtless, negligent parent would raise their child in ohio

If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!

President Obama has done nothing for the people of Ohio. For example they still live there

24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?

An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila.

The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them.

True story from Brimfield Ohio; Brimfield Police Department Conversations with a meth cook.... Suspect: ""I didn't mean to make meth."" Chief: ""You didn't mean to make it?"" Suspect: ""No. I was just trying to make smoke."" Chief: {Dumb look} Suspect: ""I was trying to scare the Mexicans. They're superstitious."" Chief: ""Okay....You were trying to scare someone by making smoke?"" Suspect: ""Yes Sir. I was trying to scare the Mexicans."" Chief: ""But you ended up with meth."" Suspect: ""Yes, I …

""Boundaries are to protect life, not to limit pleasures."" Edwin Louis Cole Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. ""What is your name?"" asked the teacher. ""Jassem"". . .. answered the kid. ""You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny,"" replied the teacher. In the evening, Jassem returned home. ""How was your day, Jassem?"" asked his mother. ""My name is not Jassem. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny. "" ""Ah, are you asham…

An arab child Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. ""What is your name?"" asked the teacher. ""Jassem""- answered the kid. ""You are in America now, From now on your name will be Johnny,"" replied the teacher. In the evening, Jassem returned home. ""How was your day, Jassem?"" asked his mother. ""My name is not Jassem. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny. "" ""Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your herita…

An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary... The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's items and hard-to-fine paraphernalia. So normally they just stayed put and rooted for their favorite team, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Thi…

Redneck birth control A man and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. So the husband goes to a doctor in Ohio. The doctor asks, ""What state are you from? The man says ""Alabama."" The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty soda can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California. When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells hi…

What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers

Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common? Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry

Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it.

Americans, make jokes about US states that your state hates. I'll start. Did you know 29 astronauts are from Ohio? What about Ohio makes people flee the face of the Earth?

A communist Jew, an old hag who tries to be hip, a manic reality tv star, a bible thumper, a robot and an old man from Ohio who forgot to take his meds walk into a bar.... Pick one to be your next president

Corn Belt Secession The states of Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota, South Dakota and Ohio decided to secede from the Union. They call themselves the Corn-federate States of America.

I have seen the end of the world at an Ohio Trump rally I have seen the beginning of the end of the world, it was televised live in Columbus, Ohio. The man who insults everyone and everything, the biggest narcissist in the western world, Trump, responded to a compliment by the biggest narcissist in the eastern world, Putin, and praised him and said they would ""get along very well."" Best of all, Trump is being genuine, he said: ""Nobody has proven that he's killed anyone... It's never been prov…

What happened to you little Johnny Jassem, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio. ""What is your name?"" asked the teacher. ""Jassem"".... answered the kid. ""You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny,"" replied the teacher. In the evening, Jassem returned home. ""How was your day, Jassem?"" asked his mother. ""My name is not Jassem. I'm in America and now my name is Johnny."" ""Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your…

What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`

What's high in the middle and round on both ends? Ohio.