True story from Brimfield Ohio; Brimfield Police Department Conversations with a meth cook.... Suspect: ""I didn't mean to make meth."" Chief: ""You didn't mean to make it?"" Suspect: ""No. I was just trying to make smoke."" Chief: {Dumb look} Suspect: ""I was trying to scare the Mexicans. They're superstitious."" Chief: ""Okay....You were trying to scare someone by making smoke?"" Suspect: ""Yes Sir. I was trying to scare the Mexicans."" Chief: ""But you ended up with meth."" Suspect: ""Yes, I …