True story from Brimfield Ohio; Brimfield Police Department Conversations with a meth cook.... Suspect: ""I didn't mean to make meth."" Chief: ""You didn't mean to make it?"" Suspect: ""No. I was just trying to make smoke."" Chief: {Dumb look} Suspect: ""I was trying to scare the Mexicans. They're superstitious."" Chief: ""Okay....You were trying to scare someone by making smoke?"" Suspect: ""Yes Sir. I was trying to scare the Mexicans."" Chief: ""But you ended up with meth."" Suspect: ""Yes, I guess I did."" Chief: ""You do realize this may be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You could not come up with a better excuse for making meth than that?"" Suspect: ""I thought about it and no...I couldn't...I don't want to tell on myself."" This job is amazing....Chief.